how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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