he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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