you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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