Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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