using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She announced her abortion via fbk
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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