If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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