I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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