You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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