I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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