She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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