I puked a lego.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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