a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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