We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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