I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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