I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
We got so high we made milksteak
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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