your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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