Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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