Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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