I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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