well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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