So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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