so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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