i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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