That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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