sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
