We're like a lot better than the average bears
i already hear my dad disowning me
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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