Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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