he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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