i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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