I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
please don't ironically join a cult
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