I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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