So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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