Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Randomize
