I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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