Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Terrible idea I love it
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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