I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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