if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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