I heard we made out
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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