So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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