I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
