Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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