i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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