I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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