you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
