This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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