I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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