I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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