You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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