Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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