Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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