Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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