cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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