I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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