I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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