scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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